Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
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8 CommentsRachel Being Chatty
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I had great stories with drinking coffee
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God damn it, that is too original; now I am going to have to have every story I write start with someone eating a salad.
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Reblogged this on mondozeitgeist.
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True…unless the salad dressing contained hallucinogens.
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My first date with my husband involved a conversation with broccoli (from a salad) stuck between my teeth before I discovered an HOUR after eating the salad. I then, being without floss (floss needs to be packed btw) in the women’s restroom, tried to pick my tooth with a credit card…didn’t work. I then used a piece of my HAIR as floss..and of course my hair broke, so then I had broccoli AND hair stuck between my teeth for the rest of our date. Alcohol would have been good.
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Profound & I Like It!! :-D
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Reblogged this on brooklynwomenempowermentgroup and commented:
I love this blog
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Lol
Ur such a.douche! I love it. Laughter is everything!
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