Imagine that I had a time machine. I went back in time and stepped on a bunch of butterflies and changed everything. Mr T. now owns a Victorian tea shop that is rife with puns, and Brian Williams is no longer an astronaut/physicist/fighter pilot/boxing champ/Bubonic plague survivor.

But while I was back in time, I wanted to be the clever one, so I said a bunch of famous quotes, just so that I could be the first one to say them. But being blonde, I may have phrased them a little off.

If you recognize all ten, then mail a letter with a drop of your blood before it turns red to the address where you live to receive your prize, which might take 6 weeks-your lifetime to receive.

Quotes

- “That’s one small step for LAN–one giant leap for internet line.”

- “I’ll be baaack…in an hour, but first I need to find out what all the fuss on Walking Dead is all about.”

- “The fact the eggs are green should have been your first clue on why I will not eat them on a train or a plane.”

- “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t confuse with the real offer, because my accent is so heavy.”

- “I’m knock knock knockin’ on Kevin’s door. His music is way too loud.”

- “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Until she tosses the necklace she wore for Jack to draw that naked picture into the ocean that could have really helped her granddaughter pay the rent back in New York. You jerk.”

- “Winners never quilt, and quilters never win.”

- “I’m all about that face-bout that face. No stubble.”

- “A place for everything, and everything in its Park Place. That’ll be $1,500 rent, please.”

- “Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one with slightly fewer Starbucks along it, and that has made all the difference.”