Monthly Archives: March 2015
Is Your Beard a “Selleck” or a “Super-Wizard”?
New Perfume Attracts Jaguars
The Wildlife Conservation Society announced that the cologne “Obsession for Men” attracts jaguars, pumas, and “other wildlife.”
How have we come this far? Now, the new scoring system for how good a cologne will be how many wild animals find you alluring.
Deep Thoughts
Newsflash - Picasso Painting Stolen
Last Tuesday, a valuable Picasso painting was effectively stolen.
An art dealership in San Fernando Valley, California received less than they bargained for, literally. When a potential customer came in the day before and showed interest in the Picasso painting, it was business as usual to owner April Smith.
The painting was originally priced at $1,200, but the customer convinced the art dealer to let it go for $1,000. Elated at the victory, the customer scheduled an appointment the next day for the purchase.
Easy Riding
Deep Thoughts
Mirror…Mirror
Deep Thoughts
Top 10 Bizarre Olympic Games Attempted
All these are real, I swear. Pinkie promise.