Woman Makes Unholy Yogurt With Her Own Bacteria

 

K, are you sitting down? And preferably not eating anything at the moment?

Ladies, would you ever eat a yogurt made out of your…um…lady-parts bacteria? Is this a thing?

It is to Cecilia, who decided to give the experiment the ol’ college try. It turns out that the most common bacteria found in a healthy woman’s hoo-hoo is the same bacteria commonly found in yogurt. In the words of Jesse Pinkman, “Yeah! Science!”

So, this has some grounds in science, but that doesn’t keep the stomach from churning.

I won’t give you the exact details on the extraction, but there was a wooden spoon involved.

Fast-forward a little, and Cecilia has a ball of blueberry yogurt that is connected to her on a…cellular level, if you know what I mean. Puns ensue.

So, here’s the part that you all want to know. Did she eat it? Well, the proof is in the pudding, so to speak, so yes she did. If you are curious what it tasted like, she said it had a sour taste “like Indian yogurt” that went well with blueberries.

In fact, it tasted good enough to eat a second bowl.

Thus far, she hasn’t felt any ill effects, but I doubt this product will be getting past the FDA anytime soon. So, for now, your store-bought yogurt is safe.

For now.

 

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29 thoughts on “Woman Makes Unholy Yogurt With Her Own Bacteria”

  1. I’m not normally squeamish about gross things and I’m all for eating more “natural” food, but this…oh hell no! And of course, I just had yogurt for breakfast this morning.

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  2. Now, if she could make that yogurt with her own breastfeeding milk, she might be on to something. .. x_x Sorry, I’m far too competitive, even when it comes to contemplating disgusting ideas. ;-)

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  3. I love stories like this. They challenge our comfort zones and get us talking.
    Can’t say I’m all for a scoop or two, but The story made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!

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  4. It isn’t surprising that facultative anaerobic bacteria often found in the digestive tract are also found where the lass obtained her culture. However, asking a man whether he would eat the yogurt may be getting personal.

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    1. You’re reading it because you must. If you don’t, Tony the Tiger will lose one frosted flake for every word you miss. He will go hungry, then probably turn to mauling his trainer on set. Do you want that blood on your hands? Do you?!?

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