K, are you sitting down? And preferably not eating anything at the moment?
Ladies, would you ever eat a yogurt made out of your…um…lady-parts bacteria? Is this a thing?
It is to Cecilia, who decided to give the experiment the ol’ college try. It turns out that the most common bacteria found in a healthy woman’s hoo-hoo is the same bacteria commonly found in yogurt. In the words of Jesse Pinkman, “Yeah! Science!”
So, this has some grounds in science, but that doesn’t keep the stomach from churning.
I won’t give you the exact details on the extraction, but there was a wooden spoon involved.
Fast-forward a little, and Cecilia has a ball of blueberry yogurt that is connected to her on a…cellular level, if you know what I mean. Puns ensue.
So, here’s the part that you all want to know. Did she eat it? Well, the proof is in the pudding, so to speak, so yes she did. If you are curious what it tasted like, she said it had a sour taste “like Indian yogurt” that went well with blueberries.
In fact, it tasted good enough to eat a second bowl.
Thus far, she hasn’t felt any ill effects, but I doubt this product will be getting past the FDA anytime soon. So, for now, your store-bought yogurt is safe.
For now.
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Oh holy mother of God … I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. GROSS
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OK, Rachel! This is by far the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Ugh. I think I threw up in my mouth.
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I’m not normally squeamish about gross things and I’m all for eating more “natural” food, but this…oh hell no! And of course, I just had yogurt for breakfast this morning.
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Are you sure it was the type of yogurt you intended?
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Well, with current FDA labeling you just never know what’s in your food, right?
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great buisiness idea is to make wine with all that yeast. very empowering.
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So she made her own thrush treatment…………? That sounds wrong on so many levels.
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That is taking a DIY hobby way to far. IMHO
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And to think I didn’t care for yogurt before…
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Well… okay then. Props for experimentation I guess, but yeah. Not for me.
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Oh my…..
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I wonder if they will come with a substitute for adding grape nuts to yogurt? Now if you will excuse me while I go vomit…
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Now, if she could make that yogurt with her own breastfeeding milk, she might be on to something. .. x_x Sorry, I’m far too competitive, even when it comes to contemplating disgusting ideas. ;-)
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Oh Dear God! GAH!!
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Um….wait a second….yogurt ALREADY has the same bacteria as what can be found in healthy lady bits? I ate vaginal bacteria for breakfast this morning? That’s just great….
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Hey on the bright side…if this woman ever gets lost in the woods or something…you gotta do what ya gotta do lol
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I love stories like this. They challenge our comfort zones and get us talking.
Can’t say I’m all for a scoop or two, but The story made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!
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Truly fascinating. However this does cross the line of eating Organic. :-)
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Hilarious! I was eating yogurt with honey (bee vomit) and vanilla while reading this.
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Maybe this is why so many males thrive on ‘eating her out?’
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It isn’t surprising that facultative anaerobic bacteria often found in the digestive tract are also found where the lass obtained her culture. However, asking a man whether he would eat the yogurt may be getting personal.
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I thought Jamie Lee Curtis and her magic bowel cleansing yogurt was gross, but this is horrifying. People eating spiders on Fear Factor freak me out less.
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Oh my gosh! Ew!
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Honestly? I think I would rather imagine yogurt coming from a source I’m already on familiar terms with, than the usual source from some random animal’s udder!
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Fascinating!
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Holy Moly! Now Michael Douglas is going to get throat cancer from eating yogurt!
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Good God why am I reading this again?? It’s like a damn train wreck ..can’t stop looking at it
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You’re reading it because you must. If you don’t, Tony the Tiger will lose one frosted flake for every word you miss. He will go hungry, then probably turn to mauling his trainer on set. Do you want that blood on your hands? Do you?!?
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I suppose one could make bread also.
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