Terrible Inventions: Talking Girlfriend Pillow

Are the pillows in your life too quiet for your liking? Then this is the solution for you.

So, some guy in Japan invented a talking girlfriend pillow. But not just any pillow.

The inventor describes it as a face and torso of a blonde female anime character. It has sensors placed in pouches inside her breasts and nether regions… At least, they would be if she was a real person.

If you massage the pillow’s sweater melons, it will make little happy sounds and say things like “What if I start loving you even more than I already do?” Sure, go for it. I mean, we’re fondling and talking to pillows. At this point, all logic is already out the window.

But, there’s a dark side, too. If you grab it too hard, you will hear a bunch of Japanese, which translates loosely to “Hey! That hurts!” And my added, “I chose the salad for dinner so I wouldn’t feel like I owe you.” Girlfriend pillow giveth, and girlfriend pillow taketh away.

Just make sure not to stay out too late. If you do, your girlfriend pillow might cross her arms and ask you how hard it is to answer your phone.

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Image courtesy of Jenny Kristina Nilsson via Flickr, Creative Commons.

13 thoughts on “Terrible Inventions: Talking Girlfriend Pillow”

Thanks, That reminded me of something to write about on Weird Wednesday. And yes, I am holding out until Wednesday for this one… :-)

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Somehow I knew that Japan was involved in this just by reading the title.

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Lol!!!!

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I don’t know whether this is genius or profoundly sad the way society has decided to create dolls that mimic real life… I feel just about the same way about that talking Barbie thing. If there are all of these lonely people out in the world, why aren’t they out meeting each other? Is providing this sort of escape via doll really solving the problem, or creating a bigger one? That was an incredibly deep comment, for such a light hearted article… lol. I’m done now.

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Well now, if that’s just not a little creepy. The wife version hogs the bed, steals the covers, snores and farts. It wakes up early and asks how long you’re going to lay about in bed while she is busy making breakfast. It kind of looks like me.

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Bwahahahaha…. CREEEEEEPY….

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Hilarious!! The Japanese think of everything!

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Well, if anything happened to Lady Barton St Mary, I’d need a talking wife pillow. One that came to bed half an hour after me, woke me up and then kept me awake by snoring loudly…

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