Then the commercials are simply not accurate: we all know there isn’t anything better for pulling the slack out of one’s sail than a good, steady breeze :-)
Boy, have you got that wrong. At least half of them seem to be trim and fit white guys in their early 40s who sit in bathtubs at the beach, holding hands with their significant other. Don’t ask me why, I’m just pointing it out.
I remember some time ago seeing a photo of a poster which had a large beaming rotund St Nicholas carrying a sack of toys, the writing underneath said “Father Christmas comes once a year!”. On the bottom was ‘The Erectile Dysfunction Society”. I’ve never seen Santa with a sailboat though………..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha!
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Don’t forget the significantly hot younger wives. This should be a lesson to men: young hot wives lead to ED.
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Then the commercials are simply not accurate: we all know there isn’t anything better for pulling the slack out of one’s sail than a good, steady breeze :-)
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Boy, have you got that wrong. At least half of them seem to be trim and fit white guys in their early 40s who sit in bathtubs at the beach, holding hands with their significant other. Don’t ask me why, I’m just pointing it out.
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That does it, I’m never buying a sailboat!
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Thank God I hate boats….
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But they are seamen!
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Then… I won’t get a sailboat! :o)
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Apparently, they are also able to have sex while they and their partner bathe in two separate bathtubs.
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Let that be a cautionary tale to anyone considering a sailboat purchase!
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I remember some time ago seeing a photo of a poster which had a large beaming rotund St Nicholas carrying a sack of toys, the writing underneath said “Father Christmas comes once a year!”. On the bottom was ‘The Erectile Dysfunction Society”. I’ve never seen Santa with a sailboat though………..
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