I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, Gosh, how can I have Rachel be the face of my business, product, book, or enterprise?

Well now, ladies and gentlemen, you can. Yes you. The same person who thought that Facebook was a method of reading very close to the page.

If you’ve read this blog for any period of time, you’ll know that I post a goodly amount of priceless entertainment. Entertainment that you can latch your product onto like a suckerfish on a whale’s belly.

I’m a reasonable person. And a business woman. And someone who buys groceries. So, if you wish to be a sponsor of this blog or of a specific post, we can discuss such terms. That way when the dynamic audience of this blog reads the soul-crushing sarcasm in my posts, they can see your product along with it.

For the next step, comment at the bottom of this page (only read by me) with your email. We’ll do lunch, as they say in Hollywood. And by lunch, I mean emailing you back with more information.