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Bad Ways to Say Famous Quotes (Green Eggs)
Imagine that I had a time machine. I went back in time and stepped on a bunch of butterflies and changed everything. Mr T. now owns a Victorian tea shop that is rife with puns, and Brian Williams is no longer an astronaut/physicist/fighter pilot/boxing champ/Bubonic plague survivor.
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Groundhog Day Goes Wrong When Groundhog Bites Mayor
Forget the shadow, let’s gauge the length of winter by how many teeth marks.
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Newsflash - Fiery Explosions
Today, fire crews made a daring attempt to save a local city worker during an industrial chemical fire.
Penny Stephenson was conducting a routine safety check (ironically enough) on the city’s supply of flammable gas when a fire broke out in the northeast quadrant.
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Middle School Students Given “Fifty Shades of Grey” Puzzles
Let’s see . . . I’ve got the “S” for submissive but not the “E.” Hmm . . .
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