We’ve talked about mammals and jaguars and bears (oh my!), yet now we move onto ostrich attacks. Basically, Big Bird strung out on meth.
Category Archives: How to Not Die
How to Not Die: Leopard Attack
Leopard attack. It strikes fear into my heart more than having to watch Dumb and Dumber one more time, because I’m a polite date, right?
How to Not Die: Escaping From a Sinking Car
Want to be James Bond for the day and escape out of a sinking car? Well, you can’t. Because you suck at it. You drowned like 10 minutes ago. Reading this post might help you for the next time.
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How to Not Die: Escaping Quicksand
You know, for all the times it’ll happen to you.
How to Not Die: Snakebite
Or when the snake tries to make out with you after drinking too much Jack Daniels (even though you tried to hide the bottle) and attempts to drunk dial your sister. Either or.
How to Not Die: Bear Attack
Otherwise titled: “How Not to Look Like a Running Hot Pocket.”
