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School Suspended Boy Who Claimed to Be the Lord of the Rings
All that power must have gone to the kid’s head. The ring does corrupt, after all.
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Fan Chops Off Nose and Tattoos Face to Look like Comic Book Villain
You can’t say he doesn’t go the extra mile.
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Fleshlight Model Eufrat Mai Tours Factory Replicating Her Lady Parts
Someone certainly isn’t shy.
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Woman Orders Sandwich–Gets Bag of Cash Instead
I’m eating at the wrong restaurant, apparently.
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Fourth Graders Plot to Kill Teacher With Hand Sanitizer
After this, she might not want to accept any more apples, either.
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Archeologists Uncover 1,500 Year Old Amulet
Big deal. It takes me that long to uncover things in piles in my bedroom.
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Zombie Nativity Scene Unpopular With Neighbors
Is it gone yet? I don’t want to look.
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Mr. Jack Daniels Names His Son Jim Beam
Who says there aren’t any good name ideas anymore?
Teacher Fired for Driving With Students in Car Trunk
Don’t people know that in the 60’s, your parent’s arm was your seatbelt?
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